They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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