Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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