I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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