kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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