Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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