no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
COCAINE IS GR8
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