is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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