On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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