Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
My penis needs a shock collar
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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