just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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