I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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