i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I look better un-naked...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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