Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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