Is it normal to miss your booty call?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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