if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Actions speak louder than pants.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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