Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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