I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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