dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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