"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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