You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm sobbing to NWA
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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