Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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