your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Blood and glitter go together right?
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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