mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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