She said her name was "party"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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