Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The chlamydia really affected his face.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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