Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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