I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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