Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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