I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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