About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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