Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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