Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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