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i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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