Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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