I hate all girls vehemently.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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