so explain again why im purple
no
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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