im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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