theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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