I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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