dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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