Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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