No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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