Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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