Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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