how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
