theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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