I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
