i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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