Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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