he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
