So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
