Having a random hookup so left but love u
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I need water and some morals
Randomize
