At least make sure they are 18
Why
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Randomize
